You should definitely have sex today, tonight, tomorrow, and basically whenever you get the chance. Life is short, cruel, and not filled with enough fond memories of fucking if you ask me. Find a job that doesn’t consume too much of your free time, get a hot roommate, and get that cum out of your balls and onto their face as much as they’ll consent to. That’s been my motto for a long time now, and I think it’s a pretty rational one.

But not all of us have such a luxury and that’s why the internet is such a crucial wingman for so many of us. If you can’t bust a nut inside an IRL cutie then find a webcam model like natiroberts_ to invest jerking time in. She’s a barely-legal hottie with a tight petite body and a shaved twat I’d do anything to have as my next snack.  Click on that link and go see if she’s putting on one of her dick-stiffening shows right now. It’s the best time you’ll have today.